…if you want my respect. (In honor of opening day at Wrigley today, woo hoo!!)
1) A knowledge of baseball
2) Clever heckling lines (read: not “you suck”)
3) A willingness to boo the home team
4) A thirst for beer (read: not mai tais)
5) A hate for any unofficial mascot (read: Ronnie “Woo Woo” Wickers)
6) A couple quarters to use the payphone (read: because you will not need to be on your mobile during the game, standing up and waving at people across the field)
7) A jersey in which you commit to a team member (read: not blank, and not your last name)
8 ) An interest in baseball
9) Sticky hands (read: if you catch a ball in the bleachers you will not throw it back)
10) A pen (to keep score with)
And bonus points if you bring the day’s sports section! 
Pet Peeve of the Day:My incessant need for socks because otherwise my feet become ice
Quote of the Day: “I don’t wanna end up in a room alone–don’t wanna end up someone I don’t even know.” –Tom Petty